Danny Minch, otherwise known as the All Powerful God of Comedy, is credited with the actual invention of comedy. Those with no sense of humor are sent to touch him so they will be healed. Laughter did not exist before Danny told his first joke. His material has been stolen by the likes of Louis CK**, Rodney Dangerfield**, Steve Martin**, Richard Pryor**, Eddie Murphy**, Dave Chappelle** and every other funny comedian who has ever existed or ever will exist. Any laughter evoking joke you have ever heard was written by Danny Minch. In World War II and Vietnam, Danny was a comedy sharp shooter. His jokes could literally kill in any language, hence the term “killing” in reference to comedy. It has been reported by the American Medical Association that Danny’s humor is the only credited cure for AIDS and cancer.
* Bio may be slightly exaggerated
**has never heard of Danny Minch let alone his material.